Edward “Big Balls” Coristine

Three years ago, when Edward “Big Balls” Coristine registered Tesla.Sexy LLC, could he have known where it would lead? When he set up the AI-powered Discord Bot Helfie in Russia, did he know it could someday become a security clearance challenge when he...

Big Boy Elon

Elon. Oh, big boy Elon. What is there to say? He’s a Nazi. That was a Nazi salute. We all saw. Then, he video linked into a campaign event for the Alternative for Germany (AfD) party. The AfD is a suspected extremist organization for white supremacists. Elon...

Trump 2.0

Donald Trump is a racist, genocidal authoritarian who should never have been able to run for president a second time after trying to overthrow the government in 2021. As the kids say, that’s it. That’s the skeet. However, he did run, he won, and here we...